aggressive-zebra:

I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.

And if I like you, you’re pretty special.

Because I hate everyone.

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

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dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god


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livvefast:

nordegrafs:

mmmyesquite:

uhuhanniebananie:

tltty:

i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine

people say the same thing about cocaine

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you fucking moron you dont inject cocaine

excuse u i injected 5 cocaines i bet you havnt even drank one marijuana

(Source: hungarian, via xx-you-are-the-only-exception-xx)